Sardar Joke SMS
» Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
» Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan
» can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
» dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
» once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free
» why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.
» A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
» sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
» A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
» chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!
Punjabi SMS
» yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, saade utte tenu rehm koi na, horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa..
» Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara da Band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!
» Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!
» Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki, sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
» Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna , Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne , Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c.
» Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
» SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
» Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
» Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
» Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
New Year SMS
» Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
» When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2007
» One Glass Water, One Glass Bear, Oh My Dear..... Happy New Year
» No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday... Happy New Year
» As We Bring This Year To An End And The New Year Begins. Let Us Pray That It Will Be A Year With New Peace, New Understanding, New Happiness And...
» New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures &...
» Steps to do every Morning this year: Close ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms wide, feel ur heart beat n say: Here I’m, Oh God, embrace me n b my...
» Well come 2008 with open arms & pray to God for His Blessings. HAPPY NEW YEAR
» A Year Round Wish 4 U.12 Month Hapiness, 52 wks fun, 365 days Succes, 8,760 sec Good Health, 525,600 mins Good Luck, 31,536,000 sec Of Blessing. Happy New Year.
» Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!