Funny SMS
» When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
» When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
» Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... "
» Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
» Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... "
» If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
» what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
» First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
» Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
» Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Friendship SMS
» A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U
» FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA, IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE, IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U.
» Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship... "U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it..." But "u give ur broken heart to a friend...
» In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close ur eyes and follow ur heart coz heart may be in left but it is always right
» Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you........
» Few realation in Earth Never Die. Want to know What is it ? Read again.. (F) Few (R) Realation (I) In (E) Earth (N) Never (D) Die
» The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.
» In The Flower My Rose Is You, In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You, In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You, That's Why I Always MISS YOU
» Koi dost aisa banaya jaye, jiske aasuo ko palko me chupaya jaye, rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa, agar wo rahe udas to hamase bi na muskuraya jaye
» Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Flirt SMS
» Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
» If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
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» My eyes miss u,my feels love u,my hands needs u,my mind calls u,my heart just 4 u , my live is u,i will die without u, i love u, aisa mery mama mujhay aksar...
» Some One.. Misses You.. Needs You Worries About Yoy Lonely Without U Guess Who? The MONKEY IN ....THE ZOO....
» Ur Ultimate Ur Logicall Ur lovely Ur Unpredictable In shortcut ur ullu
» 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
» wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top...
» It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI
» Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
» i love u i love u i love u i love u dont get excited i also love v,w,x,y,z