Joke SMS
» Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !
» Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
» PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
» MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
» MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
» One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
» A couple wanted khatna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
» Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband: the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of exident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
» MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
» Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long
Islamic SMS
» When Allah completed the creation, He wrote in His book which is with him on his thorne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger. Bukhari
» It is a month in which you are invited to be the guests of Allah, and you are regarded during it as worthy of enjoying Allah's grace. Bukhari
» The Messenger of Allah (pbuh) has said, The sleep of someone fasting is like adoration, and his breath praises the Almighty. Bukhari
» Who so ever prays a lot during the month of Ramadhan will have his load lightened on the day of measure. Bukhari
» Whoever performs an obligator prayer Allah will reward him with seventy prayers in this month of Ramadhan. Bukhari
» Who so ever performs a recommended prayer in this month of Ramadhan Allah will keep the fire of Hell away from him. Bukhari
» One who spreads his kindness during month of Ramadhan Allah will spread His mercy over him on the Day of Judgement. Bukhari
» One who covers the faults of others during month of Ramadhan will benefit in that Allah will curb His anger on the day of Judgement. Bukhari
» The Prophet said Allah gives reward even if the iftaar (meal) is a drink of water. Bukhari
» O People! One who gives iftaar to a fasting person during this month will be like one who has freed someone and his past sins will be forgiven. Bukhari
Insulting SMS
» Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.
» Tu hai harjaee, tu apna b yeh toar sahi......too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi
» aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai apni kisi friend se baat he karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wah
» Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
» sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
» aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.
» Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
» Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely, par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
» i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
» 3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. utha ke neechay phainko. 3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.