Love SMS
» You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...
» L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrows
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....
» If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever
» You look so fine!I want to...
break your heart and give you mine
» You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!
» Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.
» Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget
» Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??
» Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
» If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
Joke SMS
» Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !
» Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
» PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
» MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
» MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
» One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
» A couple wanted khatna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
» Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband: the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of exident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
» MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
» Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long
Islamic SMS
» When Allah completed the creation, He wrote in His book which is with him on his thorne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger. Bukhari
» It is a month in which you are invited to be the guests of Allah, and you are regarded during it as worthy of enjoying Allah's grace. Bukhari
» The Messenger of Allah (pbuh) has said, The sleep of someone fasting is like adoration, and his breath praises the Almighty. Bukhari
» Who so ever prays a lot during the month of Ramadhan will have his load lightened on the day of measure. Bukhari
» Whoever performs an obligator prayer Allah will reward him with seventy prayers in this month of Ramadhan. Bukhari
» Who so ever performs a recommended prayer in this month of Ramadhan Allah will keep the fire of Hell away from him. Bukhari
» One who spreads his kindness during month of Ramadhan Allah will spread His mercy over him on the Day of Judgement. Bukhari
» One who covers the faults of others during month of Ramadhan will benefit in that Allah will curb His anger on the day of Judgement. Bukhari
» The Prophet said Allah gives reward even if the iftaar (meal) is a drink of water. Bukhari
» O People! One who gives iftaar to a fasting person during this month will be like one who has freed someone and his past sins will be forgiven. Bukhari